his inlaws were outlaws
he tried to fit in
but them folk
had more flaws
them degenerate kin

April was nice
yet her parents were rough
her dad was a rowdy
and her momma
looked tough

her name was May-June
and her daddy’s was Red
they were always swearin
he wished
they was dead

so one night in November
the fun begun
when Hank uttered oops
after he triggered
his gun…