Hi zombie, what is your name?
Zombie: BWAAINEATAHHH
What’s your favorite meal?
Zombie: RAWHFLESJJJJHHH
When did you decide to become a zombie?
Zombie: AFTAHIDIEDHHH
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Zombie: ITRIEDBHUDDITCRACKEDDD
Do you feel you need some plastic surgery?
Zombie: DUWILUKETHADBADD????
Were you born with a lisp?
Zombie: NOIGOTSHOTINDAMOUTHHFFF
Well thank you kindly for answering these questions. Have you anything to add or say?
Zombie: YEAHITHINKIMAYYTAKEABITEOUTYOURFATARSE
Excuse me? No don’t no NO NOOOO NOOOOOO!