up
and down,
up
and down
Elon is
our cryptic clown
Business
Witty word: Billbored
Definition of billbored
/bil bawrd/
Adjective
1 wearied by the dullness of seeing vast amounts of billboards across the countryside whilst traveling:
Mister Barrow and Miss Parker got so billbored with all the signs wherever they drove that it triggered them to commit numerous felonies.
2 fed up off having to pay recurring bills:
After years of paying monthly rent for his trailer and the lease on his pickup Cletus got billbored before he started making moonshine down yonder in order to pay for an accountant to handle his financial affairs.
Origin of billbored:
2021; poetpas ©; Modern English, based on philosophical wit.
Please agree
please agree;
it makes life so much easier
for my ego
and me
I’m on lease
you can’t
own me
but
you can
keep me…
for now…
allGOrhythms
(b)led
by mathematical solutions
and callous calculations
we look the other way
we trust
we concur
we bleed
we all agreed
to corporate bloody greed
I’ll go with what I’ve got
I’ll go
with what
I’ve got
and won’t focus
on what
I’ve not
Adverts
vomit spewing
fake
repetitive baloney
on radio and tv
shit
shinola
all too phoney
brainwashed
by detergents
soaps
and tea
inadvertently
too much crap
instilled in me
Propose
I may propose
to one of those
who’ll fit the bill
and pay it too
or any other
bloke at will;
a common billionaire
will do…
I fear change
it may
sound strange
but I want notes
as I fear change
Proseed
the mad cow
grabbed the bull
by the horns
and said:
dear sire,
not for prosperity
nor for need;
just turnover,
please proseed
Great ideas
great idea
good plan
it’s all in the head
of an inventive man
yet great ideas
don’t always work
that’s why she called the professor
a bloody jerk
You will manage
you will manage
you will get by
you will live
until you die…
Black Friday
feed me greed
and I shall gladly bleed
Mondayne
Monday
Mundane
Mostly
Mildly
Mediocre
Meetings
Mouthy
Managing
Men
Managing
Meatheads
Monday
Morning
Elizablood
BIG eyes
turtle neck
low voice
what the h*ck
BLOND hair
dark attire
false pretenses
fraud on wire
BAD blood
little prick
tests manipulated
awesome trick
Gene pool
mixed by
only a few
we’re created
as off spring
amongst ourselves
in a small pool
of genes
by human
intervention
making us weak
not very funny
not to mention
they did it
just for money
with every intention
Greenland
you can’t have us
no need to discuss
you can’t have us
US
Corporate coldness
corporate coldness
the taste of success
bittersweet targets
occupational stress
profit here
profit there
all for you
leave none to share
working long
working late
keep on grinding
don’t procrastinate
wear a suit
to make a loot
drink your coffee
it’s so good
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