Deadpan
Memories of a classroom: an enumeration of unforgettable odors
perspiration
pot
poo
pee
paper towels
perfume
peppermint
puke
pencils
poppers
pizza
pink erasers
crayons
chalk
and cheese
snot
from sneeze
jeez
cigarettes smoke
made me choke
coffee
tea
horny hormones
arts
and farts
soap
spilled milk
and ink
I think
glue
goo
dog shit
on my shoe
drains
fruit
stains
rubber
blubber
rank
radiators
musky books
bleach
bleechers
dirty looks
make up
teachers
airosol
alcohol
leather
mildew
stew
What about you?
My Groucho moment
Poetquoet
Love greed
if you feel
the need
to feed
your empty heart
don’t make
another
poor soul bleed
Angry towel
I guess
When we kiss
when we kiss
our tongues get tied
exchanging drool
it is sheer bliss
when we kiss
What have you done for me lately?
My Groucho moment
Matter of fact
as a matter of fact
the fact of the matter is
a matter of fact
No one gets control of my tongue
no one
gets control
of my tongue
nor my pen
in which I will stay
and happily play
A perfect (girl)friend
she don’t give a toss
nothing’s at a loss
she just takes the piss
and does it all with shameless bliss
My Groucho moment
I rest my case
Ol’ Phil
ol’ Phil
fits the bill
he’s the one
that would kill
just for a thrill
and I think
that he will
in the still
of the night
Simple bearer of wit
I am but a simple bearer of wit
I shall feed you plenty
until you’ve had enough of it
Sugar lumps
slowly they dissolve
descending into brown
spreading their sweetness
on their way down
the perfect balance
never wrong
like little white angels
peeing on your tongue
Witty word: Ohzone
Definition of ohzone
/oh-zohn/
noun
1 area that is distinguished for some purpose in which a certain amount or a degree of complacency or disregard exists or is established:
Due to his addiction to his IPhone Archibald found himself comfortably numb in his ohzone and shrugged when his mother said: “I’m leaving your dad and I’m going back to Zanzibar to move in with Darlene”
2 a place where shallow and ignorant people live:
Al and Peggy Bundy were happily living in their ohzone until uncle Ted came knocking on their door.
Origin of ohzone:
2021; poetpas ©; Modern English, based on silliness and wit.
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