everybody
wants to make a difference
but hardly anybody does
everybody
wants to be good
yet most of us feel bad
everybody
wants some change
whilst many of us fear it
everybody
wants to live
even though we die
Deadpan
Can’t you see
I cannot see
said the blind man
can’t you see?
It’s lack of knowledge
it’s lack
of knowledge…
I know
Two sides to every story
there’s two sides
to every story…
a beginning
and an end
me and Claudette
Claudette
reminded me
not to forget
about my dementia
and Al Zeimers
who claimed
we had met
me and Claudette
When but
when you think you had enough
but you get much less
when he talks way too much
but you always digress
when you think you’ve made it
but it was never broken
when a lot is discussed
but not much outspoken
when you’re blind to everything
but can hear all the rest
when you gave her a polygraph
but you failed the test
when you think you’ve found the one
but you run into the other
when you’ve found a way out
but you just won’t bother…
g👁👁gle
we collect your browsing data
and monitor your stay
we sell it on to companies
that will haunt you every day
I spot your hormones
I spot
your hormones
I see them
in your spots
The damp of a dog turd (naughty version)
smoking hot
from ass to grass
a soft brown substance
came to pass
What a killer
what a killer
said the hunter
to his prey
I shot myself
in the foot
and I just saved your day
You are the one
you are
the one
the second
you realise
you are not
the one
Marital blitz
1 marriage
2 people
3 kids
4 pets
5 years
a lot of fights
a divorce
a shyster
plenty of money
and many many tears
Let it be heard
let it be heard
but not spoken
I want to sleep
and not be awoken
iMagine
iMagine
naming your dog
Siri
and calling him
“Hey Siri”
and iMagine
having an IPhone
Head over heels
I’d rather
you be smart
than look
like a tart
Burn your bridges
how do you burn
your bridges
if they are made
of concrete?
Beyond reasonable doubt
beyond
reasonable doubt
lies
the truth
Witty words 