No words

November 27, 2021 / Poetpas

Thanksgiving

November 25, 2021November 25, 2021 / Poetpas

thanks a lot
for stuffing me,
said the turkey
to the cook

I think
it gave me the shits tho,
am I now
of the hook?

A Nonymous

November 23, 2021November 25, 2021 / Poetpas

A Nonymous
was a shy young man
who came up
with a perfect plan

bought a cabin
in the boonies
to keep away
from all the looneys

glued his postbox
shut the blinds
build a fence
and planted mines

he removed himself
from internet
and stayed at home
all day in bed

turned his phone off
night and day
and put a sign up:
“Stay Away!!”

I see something in your eyes

November 22, 2021 / Poetpas

I see
something
in your eyes
the longing
for me
and greasy fries

I see
something
in your eyes
your pupils
and thighs enlarge
devouring pies

Oh well

November 20, 2021November 20, 2021 / Poetpas

Oh well,
Oh well

you dwell
and live to tell…

You can keep me

November 19, 2021 / Poetpas

you can keep me
forever
in your imagination
but reality
requires a tad more
moderation

Equal rights and equal fights

November 17, 2021November 19, 2021 / Poetpas

yes
no
right
left
yin
yang
black
white
you are wrong
and I am right
or vice versa
we shall argue
we shall fight

peace ✌🏻

Why have I got to be me

November 14, 2021November 14, 2021 / Poetpas

why have I got to be me
I didn’t get to choose you see

now I’ve got to live with myself
and I shall never be free

Get out!

November 13, 2021November 14, 2021 / Poetpas

all is quiet
but for the noise
that you make
and you should
play outside
girls and boys

Get out!

iPhones aren’t toys

Apathy

November 8, 2021November 9, 2021 / Poetpas

it’s a coming
and going
of ignorance
and not knowing

Go with the flow

November 2, 2021November 4, 2021 / Poetpas

go with the flow
said one tumbleweed
to the other

let the wind carry us far
so let’s rock and roll
my dear brother

Are you for real?

October 29, 2021November 4, 2021 / Poetpas

lashes spiky
mascara
oh crikey
eyeliner
foundation
plug the pores
my the frustration
fillers
botox
eye shadow
detox
concealer
maybe revealer
highlighter
tweezer
curler
clipper
hair must die
I wonder why
blush
what’s the (b)rush
lipstick fails
acrylic nails
polish
remover
wax
to the max
primer
for the old timer
injectictables
rejectables
enhancements
enchantments
extensions
rejuvenation
exaggeration
contouring
a lift
purity adrift
liposuction
fat abduction
laser
surgery
a trending spree
spray tan
yes you can
tummy tuck
what the fuck…