smoking hot
from ass to grass
a soft brown substance
came to pass
Dogs
The damp of a dog turd (the messy version)
a spontaneous creation
of damp
spread
and left across the nation
The damp of a dog turd (the nice version)
early
on a sunny spring’s morn
something beautiful
and odorous was born
iMagine
iMagine
naming your dog
Siri
and calling him
“Hey Siri”
and iMagine
having an IPhone
Danny the Dalmatian
you’ve spotted me
said Danny
to the overlooking tree
you look
like you are thirsty
so I will kindly wet on thee
I also left you
a fragrance
to freshen up thy bark
so you smell nice
alone
in this landscape oh so stark
Gene pool
mixed by
only a few
we are created
as off spring
amongst ourselves
in a small pool
of genes
by human
intervention
making us weak
not to mention
they did it
with every intention
just for money
not very funny
With pets
with pets
comes joy
and bills
for vets
unconditional love
hair
and puke
but certainly no regrets
Your bark
your bark
is not as bad as mine
said the maple
to the dog
so please
don’t urinate on me
or I may end up
like a log
Black dogs matter too
Let sleeping dogs lie
let sleeping dogs lie;
never force them
to tell the truth!
Walk with me
walk with me
talk to me
I’ll set you free
I’m your petagree
Woof woof
every Sunday
a dog barks
nervously
near the store
she heard it all
too often
a thousand times
before
fed up
of waiting
for the return
of its boss
Jan went out
and shot it
leaving a note:
I’m sorry for your loss
Gene pool
mixed by
only a few
we’re created
as off spring
amongst ourselves
in a small pool
of genes
by human
intervention
making us weak
not very funny
not to mention
they did it
just for money
with every intention
Witty words 