1 marriage
2 people
3 kids
4 pets
5 years
a lot of fights
a divorce
a shyster
plenty of money
and many many tears
Money
Roll the dice
roll the dice
is my advice
take a wee little gamble
afore thy demise
Your hairdresser
she knows
all your secrets
your ailments
and pain
she knows
you are human
and need
to complain
she listens
to the hokum
that you
wish to convey
right up to
the moment
when you
have to pay
Entrapped
entrapped
by your need
you feed
your greed
so I plead
you free yourself
in deed
agreed?
Gambling
I bet
I’ll bet
albeit
I’ll gamble
it
all
all away
even the money
I told you
not to give
me
anyway
Gene pool
mixed by
only a few
we are created
as off spring
amongst ourselves
in a small pool
of genes
by human
intervention
making us weak
not to mention
they did it
with every intention
just for money
not very funny
That’s what I want
The Joker 🃏
up
and down,
up
and down
Elon is
our cryptic clown
Crypto
quid pro quo
quid now low
Witty word: Billbored
Definition of billbored
/bil bawrd/
Adjective
1 wearied by the dullness of seeing vast amounts of billboards across the countryside whilst traveling:
Mister Barrow and Miss Parker got so billbored with all the signs wherever they drove that it triggered them to commit numerous felonies.
2 fed up off having to pay recurring bills:
After years of paying monthly rent for his trailer and the lease on his pickup Cletus got billbored before he started making moonshine down yonder in order to pay for an accountant to handle his financial affairs.
Origin of billbored:
2021; poetpas ©; Modern English, based on philosophical wit.
Trump
Trump
you tart
you smelly fart
you think you’re smart
but you’ve no brain
an ugly stain
with golden plane
please be a sport
and leave again…
Let me help you
let me
help you
with your depression…
we will
go from one
into the next recession
Fence post
BIG
FAT
UGLY
SUV
do not
park
in front
of me
Poverty
Propose
I may propose
to one of those
who’ll fit the bill
and pay it too
or any other
bloke at will;
a common billionaire
will do…
I fear change
it may
sound strange
but I want notes
as I fear change
Proseed
the mad cow
grabbed the bull
by the horns
and said:
dear sire,
not for prosperity
nor for need;
just turnover,
please proseed
Your duty
your duty lies
with humble pies
as you’re
the local baker
presumably
to save up
ample dough
for the undertaker
Think of others
think of others
before they
think of you…
they may
do the same
when they find the clue
Vintro
old trash rekindled
revived to retro
pulled out the dumps
straight from the ghetto
air is all stale
table and chair
piled up for sale
at a price above fair
rusty lock
industrial lamps
seventies stock
give me the cramps
revamped to junk
in battered trunk
fresh antique
tres new chic
rehabilitated
vintaged venerable stuff
resold as hype
I’ve had enough
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