she is the one
he is the other
Poetry
If life’s too short
well I never!
if life’s too short
death may last forever
Satin silk
you have satin sheets
and silk shiny skin
soft to the touch
where shall I begin?
I stick my neck out
I stick
my neck out
for you
said the giraffe
to the mouse
but I can’t see
no cheese
no skirting board
and I don’t see
no house
Mother
conceive me
carry me
hold me
feed me
need me
raise me
appraise me
stroke me
pet me
affect me
trust me
support me
believe me
perceive me
slap me
confuse me
reject me
eject me
neglect me
excuse me
leave me
be…
Nothing gets past us
nothing gets past us…
except the future
Something to be said
when you always have something
to say about something
there is a lot is to be said
for something to say
I Like You: An Almost Unbearably Lovely Vintage Illustrated Ode to Friendship – Brain Pickings
I Like You: An Almost Unbearably Lovely Vintage Illustrated Ode to Friendship – Brain Pickings
— Read on www.brainpickings.org/2019/09/02/i-like-you-stoddard-chwast/
Birth
birth
is the beginning
of the end
for what it’s worth
Oh well
Witty word: Medidrug
Definition of medidrug
/med-i-druhg/
Noun
1 medicine originally prescribed by a doctor or psychiatrist that has become somewhat addictive:
I have to take my Xanax in the morning and my Vicodin at lunch or else I can’t function to take my Oxys later.
2 medication sold on the streets for use of narcotic or stimulant effects, often illegally:
Honey, did you get some Valium to go with the meth at Pablo’s? I need to sleep a couple of hours before I start my new job at the control tower tomorrow.
Origin of medidrug:
2021; poetpas ©; Modern English, based on philosophical wit.
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Romance on a rusty rooftop
I shall kiss you and what not
on this rooftop where we have met
though it smells of corrosion
and your hair don’t match the color
perhaps I should have gone for the redhead
Say cheese!
Say cheese!
said the girl
to the parrot
and the parrot said:
Say cheese!
Photoshop
you are
my friend
my friend
in need
I can make
all things pretty
with you
a noble deed
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
I got shot
by a suspect
that is hot,
a LongLegged
tall brunette
this shooter
I know not
she fled the scene
it’s really mean
for a cruel
but lovely lass,
yet I will forgive
and marry her
if she takes that cap
out of my ass
A wasp 🐝
a wasp
can’t help
being a wasp
and neither can Sting
I have my wits about me
I have my wits about me,
hence I put them to words
Witty word: Billbored
Definition of billbored
/bil bawrd/
Adjective
1 wearied by the dullness of seeing vast amounts of billboards across the countryside whilst traveling:
Mister Barrow and Miss Parker got so billbored with all the signs wherever they drove that it triggered them to commit numerous felonies.
2 fed up off having to pay recurring bills:
After years of paying monthly rent for his trailer and the lease on his pickup Cletus got billbored before he started making moonshine down yonder in order to pay for an accountant to handle his financial affairs.
Origin of billbored:
2021; poetpas ©; Modern English, based on philosophical wit.
The WordPress Zone
There is a sixth dimension
beyond that which is known to man
It is a dimension
as vast as space
and as timeless as infinity
It is the middle ground
between language and emotion
between wit and drama
and it lies between the pit of man’s fears
and the summit of our knowledge
This is the dimension of creativity
It is an area which I call
“The WordPress Zone”
(based on the Twilight Zone intro)
